I just watched the movie earlier today. Everyone was going on and on about how it would suck, especially when it was a movie about one of the most famous and popular Manga of all time- Dragonball (Recently been edited to HD, and dubbed “Dragonball Kai”)
You know what?
It sucked.
You know, there’s a template to producing movies:
Young Teenage Boy (YTB) gets trained by Old Wise Man (OWM)
OWM gets killed by Very Evil Released Villain (VERV)
OWM tells YTB to find Older Wiser Man (OWM 2)
YTB meets Hot Young Lady (HYL)
YTB and HYL travel together
They find the OWM 2
As always, OWM 2 gets to show off his awesomeness
With 3 people, they may call themselves a Evil Eliminating Group (EEG)
The EEG meets with a Bad But Not Evil Guy (BBNEG)
The BBNEG helps the group somehow, and joins the EEG
Although the EEG has tried hard, they fail to follow the ORIGINAL PLAN to kill the VERV.
However, the YTB somehow, using a sacred and almighty power known as MORAL OF THE MOVIE (Eg. “Have faith in yourself”) defeats the VERV
The End.
NOW, you know how to make your very own movie. But note one thing- don’t be so stupid as to claim you adapted the idea from a Very Famous And Loved Manga/Anime/Book/Comic/What-Not. As long as you have some famous director claim to be your co-producer (eg. Stephen Chow), the movie ought to be an un-sucky one.
Ok. I’m going out again, to Novena for dinner. :)
Oh yes, don’t watch the movie.
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